I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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