I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I think a kid would responsible me up
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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