Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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