I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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