u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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