Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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