I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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