Duck Duck Cougar?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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