i can't believe i had my finger in that
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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