I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.