Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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