i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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