Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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