im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Sorry my hands just texted you
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
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