Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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