Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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