when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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