Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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