Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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