Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Quick, to the slutcave!
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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