Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Barsexuality is the new black.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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