They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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