And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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