the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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