you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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