Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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