remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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