respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
