No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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