Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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