): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
When are your genitals available?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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