so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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