hotel room ftw
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
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he told me I talked like a deaf person
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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