Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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