Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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