so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
