Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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