He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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