Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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