Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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