I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
COCAINE IS GR8
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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