All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
