Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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