..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
