K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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