I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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