the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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