I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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