my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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