Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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