Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Randomize
