no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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