i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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