everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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