just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Randomize
