i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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